«Mail Order Bride» could be the episode that is seventeenth of very very very first period of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
|«Mail Order Bride»|
|December 22, 2002|
|Matt MaiellaroDave Willis|
|Rita McGrath (Svetlana)|
|Shake, Frylock, Meatwad, Carl|
|Dr. Weird, Steve, Santa Claus, Svetlana, George Lowe|
|TV-PG-D (Initial score)|
TV-PG-DL (present score)
It initially aired on 22nd, 2002 december.
Dr. Weird provides Steve A christmas present, and seals himself in a cage i am looking for a girlfriend asian. Steve thinks it really is one thing sweet, however the ‘present’ has razor- sharp teeth and assaults Steve.
Being A christmas time current to by by themselves, Shake and Carl split the price of a mail-order bride from Chechnya. Carl is wanting ahead to intercourse he will not need to pay for every single right time, while Shake is excited to own anyone to prepare and clean and wait on him. Frylock declares this to be «depraved»; Shake many many thanks him and claims he hopes she views that in him too. Carl and Shake quickly start fighting over that will get access that is first their «co-fiance».
Upon showing up, their Chechnyan bride Svetlana is instantly accosted by Carl and Shake and it is horrified by both choices; Shake demands she «get within the kitchen and boil him some sausages» while Carl presents her a g-string that is tiny tells her to «put this on and shake it». She flees to Carl’s home and barricades by herself in. While attempting to access their home through the story that is second, Carl falls and breaks their throat. Svetlana observes this and quickly finger finger finger nails a piece of plywood throughout the screen. Further attempts by Carl to obtain in just causes Svetlana to «scream at me personally in this language. such as for instance a demon yelling at me personally or something». She does are able to communicate that she will only perform some wedding ceremony if she will remain locked in Carl’s room.
Meanwhile Meatwad and Frylock celebrate Christmas Time. Frylock offers Meatwad the locks he’d been seeking and Meatwad provides Frylock the «wrap around sunglasses» he had been seeking: an assortment that is random of and sticks hot glued together as Shake points out, something similar to the pc he got the entire year before, made totally from leaves.
Since the team assembles outside Carl’s room for the wedding ceremony with Carl putting on a blue tuxedo with ruffles over an enormous throat traction rig due to their broken throat and Shake using a black colored bowtie and cummerbund strapped to their glass. Frylock shows not able to pronounce Svetlana’s final title. Carl states it willn’t make a difference, «simply say Smith or Jones or something». Whenever Frylock can not pronounce Carl’s final title either, Carl informs him»Just too say Smith, it does not matter. None for this issues.» When Frylock informs them to slip the band beneath the home, Shake reveals he’s got no band, and «isn’t getting roped into all that» since he «hasn’t seen meals as soon as because this thing that is whole.» Carl agrees, and Frylock skips it and declares them hitched, which instantly prompts Svetlana to smash Carl’s room window, escape for a rope created from bed linens and flee the scene in Carl’s automobile. Carl, surprised because of the end that is unexpectedly quick of wedding, muses that she evidently «got the car», which Meatwad points away is technically half hers now, «or a 3rd. I dunno.»
The episode finishes having a cheesy wedding DJ congratulating this new «Misters and Mrs. Portowsky», which prompts a torrent of punishment from Carl for mispronouncing their title, along with a demand he «get the hell out of right right here», whereupon Shake reminds him they will have «got him ’til 2» also although the bride is gone and no one feels as though dancing except Meatwad.
The final scene is an oddly-touching gesture of sympathy from Meatwad, whom informs Carl he «knows he is harming» and provides him a consolation Christmas time present; a stick with a bow onto it. Carl’s commentary: «Oh. Good.»